Write! with Peter Hering

Build wealth in your thirties; spend it foolishly in your forties; and when you’re fifty, start acting like you’re twenty again.

Keep the faith.

Good thing us consumers are dumb. We’ll even believe this whole “Global Warming” thing if it’s sold to us the right way. On y va, mes laquaises…

Keep the faith.

I had all the right hair in all the wrong places; I would have been the perfect Exhibit Number 1 for the Scopes Monkey Trial. ‘We are not all God’s children!’! I would have shouted across the courtroom over and over again while pounding my chest like my zoo-kept ancestors.

Excerpt from: ‘My chest hairs are turning grey, what now?!’
Marty L. Peterson

Most of the time I could look past some of his most annoying habits: picking his nose while he was driving or grabbing his crotch when something made him nervous. But when his tendencies started becoming more bizarre, I began consulting with my astrologist on a more regular basis. Her first response always was: “Stefanie, you’re a Virgo. What are you doing marrying a Sagittarius anyway!?”

Excerpt from: ‘Marriage: Just dial 911 and hope for the best!’
Stefanie S. Hope

Your customers care about their bread-and-butter products. So don’t give them Butter bei den Fischen.